This Nonsense Rhyme Has Outlasted Empires — Here's Why Eeny Meeny Is Basically Immortal
A 300-year-old string of gibberish has survived wars, the internet, and the algorithm economy — and it's somehow more popular than ever. We went deep into the wild, weird history of counting-out rhymes to figure out why humans keep handing their decisions over to pure nonsense. Spoiler: it says a lot about us.